When someone leaves on a trip, they have something to tell! That is all the more true for me, as I've been a tour guide for many years. I have experienced many, above all curious and sometimes quite absurd moments on my travels. At some point, I started to write everything down in order to be able to remember these special experiences and my many guests. Each story stands for itself. With some, I have added additional comments and general information about the respective countries at the end. Will you come with me on a trip to northwestern Europe, to my personal Absurdistan? I investigate missing suitcases in a Swedish thriller, meet Queen Silvia, the Queen and Nessie, survive various mishaps and human crises, become a Scottish Lady, I am on the road as a secret agent on the emerald Isle and in Cornwall and travel with a troll through a wintry Lapland!